Economic Escapologists Gifts

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

Rising Gas Prices

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

Man at Fire Escape sees door with 'Hot Button Issues Escape',

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

"We're going to play the boss's favorite game - 'pin the blame on the scapegoat.'"

worker sign: weeks to retirement changable 2078,

"I told you they had a tough interview process here."

'Out of office - Please leave your emails in the inbox next door.'

'Good, I was hoping to catch you before you left.'

"I am afraid Mr. Jones is in his career coaching session. Can I get him to call you back?"

'The market headed south, so I decided to head there myself.'

How will this impact me?

"IF you wanted to leave, why didn't you just say so?"

'We're all out of money! Put on these false beards and wigs and make a run for it.'

"Hi! I am on the rails!"

'We have to move again -- I've worn out all the banks in town.'

"If my husband finds out about us. . .listen, we must cover our tracks so well that no one believes that dinosaurs and humans existed at the same time!"

Houdini 2019

"I just want enough to get out of the country, and disappear forever."

"Our bills are getting too high."

"Your blind dates is at the bar - I'll upgrade you to a table by the getaway door."

'In the eventuality of a double dip...'

'Occasionally, one will escape its cubicle, which is why I have all my employees get an identification tattoo on the inside of their ears.'

"I'm un-retiring today. Spending time with my family with hell."

Danny always had trouble with math. (written on board: Ohio is the capital of Wisconsin.'

"This biography of Harry Houdini has binding on all four sides!"

'Wait for me!'

"I'm out if that is a manufacturer."