Wealth Escapist Gifts

I had an executives worst nightmare. My golden handcuffs prevented me from opening my golden parachute.

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

Rising Gas Prices

"We're going to play the boss's favorite game - 'pin the blame on the scapegoat.'"

"I'm your exit strategy."

'I don't know about you, but I sure could use a vacation.'

"John, does this mean you've given up looking for work?"

"IBM up 2 1/4, ATT down a 1/4,GM ... "

'When you take a vacation to get away, you really get away!'

'The market headed south, so I decided to head there myself.'

'We have to move again -- I've worn out all the banks in town.'

But doc, my tenuous grasp of reality is what gets me through the day!

'We're all out of money! Put on these false beards and wigs and make a run for it.'

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

"Do you ever have days when you just don't feel like designing jewelry?"

"Our bills are getting too high."

"I just want enough to get out of the country, and disappear forever."

Dangerous tax audits.

'Joyce, you've gotta see this! This 3-D large screen HD TV is amazing!'

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

"Do you have any video games that would help reduce my role as a father?"

'How's the executive training program, going?'

Message in a bottle.

Sometimes you wanna go where nobody knows your name

"I have no problem with reality. It's just the occasional intrusion of gritty realism that I hate."

The anti-social network: 'In other words, you want to help the internet blow itself up.'

Man-to-man talk, Randy. Proceed, friend. If you were being audited, and you may have accidentally burned all your receipts and ledgers

"Guru? Not me -- I'm up here to evade TAXES."

'Actually, I just came up here to get away from leading economic indicators for a while.'

Psychaitry. "Put me in touch with reality"? --- But I've heard bad things about reality!