Wealth Escapist Gifts

I had an executives worst nightmare. My golden handcuffs prevented me from opening my golden parachute.

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

Rising Gas Prices

"I'm your exit strategy."

"We're going to play the boss's favorite game - 'pin the blame on the scapegoat.'"

'I don't know about you, but I sure could use a vacation.'

"John, does this mean you've given up looking for work?"

'When you take a vacation to get away, you really get away!'

'The market headed south, so I decided to head there myself.'

But doc, my tenuous grasp of reality is what gets me through the day!

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

'We're all out of money! Put on these false beards and wigs and make a run for it.'

'We have to move again -- I've worn out all the banks in town.'

"Do you ever have days when you just don't feel like designing jewelry?"

"I just want enough to get out of the country, and disappear forever."

"Our bills are getting too high."

'Joyce, you've gotta see this! This 3-D large screen HD TV is amazing!'

Dangerous tax audits.

'How's the executive training program, going?'

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

Message in a bottle.

Sometimes you wanna go where nobody knows your name

"Guru? Not me -- I'm up here to evade TAXES."

'I brought this in so we can cut down the insurance company's phone tree.'

'Actually, I just came up here to get away from leading economic indicators for a while.'

The anti-social network: 'In other words, you want to help the internet blow itself up.'

Liking the Exit.