Parenting Satire Fans Pillows

Baby's mobile has electronic devices.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

"I need to know who started it."

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

End the Winter Blues

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

'Item 56, we need to schedule a series of meetings to discuss whether we should have meeting to look at whether we're having too many meetings.'

"Time for bed, guys."

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

"You calm down."

"I'd like to see you do this online."

Greed.

Telekinetics on strike...

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

Sure, it helps to be a blood-sucking parasite, but that's not all it takes to be a stockbroker...

"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"

Chilly baby.

Therapy for babies.

The Mothership

'Push, dear! The child will be late for pre-school!'

"Sure, Mom, I'll eat first, but then can we discuss my 'overseas adoption'?"

"Is your dog friendly?"

'I did tell you there were speed bumps in this via.'

"So, how's your scary movie?"

"You're getting a nanny. We decided to outsource our parenting"

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.