Parenting Satire Fans Gifts

Baby's mobile has electronic devices.

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

The Poky Little Pupa.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

"I need to know who started it."

End the Winter Blues

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

'Item 56, we need to schedule a series of meetings to discuss whether we should have meeting to look at whether we're having too many meetings.'

The loving, yet vengeful God of Cheshire!

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

"You calm down."

"Hey, Mom! Check it out! Dad converted his gardo paints to passenger pants!"

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

"Time for bed, guys."

"I'd like to see you do this online."

Greed.

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

In my day, they didn

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

Telekinetics on strike...

Sure, it helps to be a blood-sucking parasite, but that's not all it takes to be a stockbroker...

"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"

The Mothership

Therapy for babies.

'Push, dear! The child will be late for pre-school!'

Chilly baby.

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"Don't worry, Emily. . . I'm woke and you're woke, so I'm sure our baby will turn out woke!"

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

"Is your dog friendly?"

'Ants of all lands, unite!'

"Yeah, he's very like his father isn't he?"