Parenting Ride-or-dies Gifts

House Hold Accident

'The food is great, but it's embarrassing the way she always insists on burping you.'

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

'...you'd better get yourself a good lawyer!'

"I can hardly wait for him to start leading a life of quiet desperation."

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

"It's from the children. They'd like us to let them in."

'If you don't behave we'll unfreeze your stem cells!'

"Wasn't it your turn to drop him to online school?!"

"Have you ever heard about deferred prosecution agreements, Mommie?"

"No, son, there's no severance package."

"If you're not a good boy, Santa will bring you only educational toys."

"I couldn't find a sitter."

young mother with a baby being bombarded by advice on parenting from older mothers

"Are you sure this is in your job description?"

'We're not paprazzi. We're your parents.'

Meals on Heels.

"Support the head!"

'Satellite TV? You're spoiling that kid.'

'It's crazy what a peep will eat.'

"I told you not to have that boob job."

"I want something that will make my kids notice me. Do you have anything that smells like a phone?"

"The commute is rough today."

"My four-year-old son usually helps me, but he's at his grandparents' home."

'My parents try so hard to do the right things for me, but, unfortunately, they're always wrong.'

Bring your child to work day.

'That's no way to bring up a child.'

'You'll have to excuse Graham, he sees his son as a role model.'

"We don't spank in our family- we just use the discipline clown."