Parenting Prodigy Scouts Gifts

"We started him signing at 6 months."

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

It's a Boy

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

"Should we keep the receipt in case of returns."

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

'I never believed in spanking children - until today!'

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

'Don't come down until your thirty five.'

Baby Footballer

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

If this is how 3-year-olds see the world, it's no wonder they're always crying."

'You must stop feeding him fish oils to make him cleverer.'

Baby with projectile vomit

"It gets easier the second time."

'I handed over my company to my son and he's doing better than I ever did. Unfortunately he's starting school next year...'

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

'She is being impossible again.'

'Dad a dachshund is really half a dog high and two dog long...'

"Attention, please. At 8:45 A.M. on Tuesday, July 29, 2008, you are all scheduled to take the New York State Bar Exam."

'I'd like you to meet our new programs director.'

"Why, it's Daphne—home from Foxcroft."