Prodigy Parent Gifts

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

"Viola player coming through!"

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"Should we keep the receipt in case of returns."

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

"How do you expect him to grow up to be a pro if he doesn't start young?"

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

'Music hath charms,' &c.

'I handed over my company to my son and he's doing better than I ever did. Unfortunately he's starting school next year...'

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

"Some people call this an elementary school. Not me. I call it pre-med."

'Dad a dachshund is really half a dog high and two dog long...'

"Attention, please. At 8:45 A.M. on Tuesday, July 29, 2008, you are all scheduled to take the New York State Bar Exam."

'The doctor is ready to see you, Teddy...Bring your handler!'

'I'd like you to meet our new programs director.'

'So you're a billionaire... Now what?' 'Have you learned to clean your room yet?'

"I don't mind him running his own tech company at his age. However, I wish he would, at least, dress his age."

"I know at least two people who will sleep easier with him behind bars."

'To err is human. To really screw up requires a plan.'

'If he's going to be another 'Tiger' he has to start young.'