Proud Parent Of A Prodigy Gifts

'Are you interested in your child attending our regular nursery school program or our pre-law nursery school program?'

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

"Viola player coming through!"

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

"Should we keep the receipt in case of returns."

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

"I'm sorry-his I.Q. is actually on the charts."

"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."

'I take from this flood of faxes that your son is in art class.'

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

'He's researching out-of-state kindergartens.'

'Music hath charms,' &c.

Baby Footballer

"Do you have any hopeless little drongos?"

'I handed over my company to my son and he's doing better than I ever did. Unfortunately he's starting school next year...'

"Here are all of my dependents."

Young boy helping business staff to create a blog.

'Dad a dachshund is really half a dog high and two dog long...'

"Some people call this an elementary school. Not me. I call it pre-med."

"Attention, please. At 8:45 A.M. on Tuesday, July 29, 2008, you are all scheduled to take the New York State Bar Exam."