Parental Procrastinator Gifts

"Dad, what's inertia?" "Sorry, too trivial. Go and ask your mother!"

I know! How about I take out the trash? Clean the basement? Re-tile the bathroom? Take you to the ballet? Ok. Ok. I'll have "the talk" with Teddy.

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

"I'd rather eat your homework."

Serious Putty

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."

'I forgot to do my homework so can we plow into a snow bank on the way to school?'

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

Studying and technology

"Have you ever had one of those days when it would have been easier just to do some work?"

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Al, The Go-From Guy

'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!'

Is your homework finished? It's almost a snow day. No way

"I just called to say I love you, but come to think of it - can I borrow some money?"

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. That's a relief! How much can they expect out of your on your first day?

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

Invaders from Planet Manava.

As the horrible signs began to appear, students would go to any length to avoid seeing them.

'You're lucky! Your teacher never gives you any homework.'

"No, I'm not doing my homework, but I am watching a YouTube video of someone doing theirs."

Kid about report on alternative fuels being due today: 'I just couldn't summon up the energy to do it.'

I was a day late and a dollar short, but it was a personal best!

Welcome Sufferers of Stage Fright

'Do excuse Ed's immobility - he's being regulated.'