Parental Procrastinator Pillows

Add a touch of humor to their home with pillows that cheer on the parental procrastinator’s laid-back style. Cozy and comically honest, perfect for unwinding after delay-filled days.

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"Dad, what's inertia?" "Sorry, too trivial. Go and ask your mother!"

"Dad, what's inertia?" "Sorry, too trivial. Go and ask your mother!" mockup

"Dad, what's inertia?" "Sorry, too trivial. Go and ask your mother!"

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"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework." mockup

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

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"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on." mockup

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

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"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off." mockup

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

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"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework." mockup

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

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"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future."

"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future." mockup

"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future."

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"I'd rather eat your homework."

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Serious Putty

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'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.' mockup

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

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'I forgot to do my homework so can we plow into a snow bank on the way to school?'

'I forgot to do my homework so can we plow into a snow bank on the way to school?' mockup

'I forgot to do my homework so can we plow into a snow bank on the way to school?'

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'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.' mockup

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

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"Have you ever had one of those days when it would have been easier just to do some work?"

"Have you ever had one of those days when it would have been easier just to do some work?" mockup

"Have you ever had one of those days when it would have been easier just to do some work?"

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Studying and technology

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"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose." mockup

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

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Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer mockup

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

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"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap." mockup

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

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Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat. mockup

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

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Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry. mockup

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

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Al, The Go-From Guy

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"I just called to say I love you, but come to think of it - can I borrow some money?"

"I just called to say I love you, but come to think of it - can I borrow some money?" mockup

"I just called to say I love you, but come to think of it - can I borrow some money?"

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'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?' mockup

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

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Invaders from Planet Manava.

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'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!'

'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!' mockup

'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!'

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"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are." mockup

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

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'You're lucky! Your teacher never gives you any homework.'

'You're lucky! Your teacher never gives you any homework.' mockup

'You're lucky! Your teacher never gives you any homework.'

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"No, I'm not doing my homework, but I am watching a YouTube video of someone doing theirs."

"No, I'm not doing my homework, but I am watching a YouTube video of someone doing theirs." mockup

"No, I'm not doing my homework, but I am watching a YouTube video of someone doing theirs."

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"The pastor can't be disturbed. He's preparing for Sunday's service."

"The pastor can't be disturbed. He's preparing for Sunday's service." mockup

"The pastor can't be disturbed. He's preparing for Sunday's service."

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Kid about report on alternative fuels being due today: 'I just couldn't summon up the energy to do it.'

Kid about report on alternative fuels being due today: 'I just couldn't summon up the energy to do it.' mockup

Kid about report on alternative fuels being due today: 'I just couldn't summon up the energy to do it.'

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"How about fashionably never?"

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Rip van Winkle goes back to the office/ mockup

Rip van Winkle goes back to the office/

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Parental Procrastinator Pillows Collection

Parental Procrastinator Mugs

Explore our mugs collection for more amusing designs that celebrate the parental procrastinator’s relaxed charm. Perfect for daily encouragement or a good laugh.

Parental Procrastinator Prints

Browse our art prints to add a humorous touch to their home or office. Perfect for those who love to laugh at themselves and their parenting style.

Parental Procrastinator T-Shirts

Discover our t-shirt selection featuring witty designs that honor the laid-back parent. Great for casual wear and making a humorous statement.