Teen Procrastinator Pillows

"No, I'm not doing my homework, but I am watching a YouTube video of someone doing theirs."

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

'Another football scholarship offer?'

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

Serious Putty

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

Good luck in your A Levels.

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Al, The Go-From Guy

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

Invaders from Planet Manava.

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

'I would have had these reports done sooner, but someone rolled a ball with a bell inside it into my cubicle.'

'You're lucky! Your teacher never gives you any homework.'

'16 years old and I already have a company car!'

"The pastor can't be disturbed. He's preparing for Sunday's service."

"Man! I just had to pull another all-dayer."

Messing around on the internet when your boss thinks you're hard at work.

"Doing chores is very stimulating. I'm always thinking of ways to avoid them."

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

"He should be there by now. He left for work an hour ago."

'Well. . . she's exceptionally distracted.'

Why are you texting instead of working?

Yeahhhh, I've goofed-off at the fax machine, laser printer, copier, but I'm a traditionist. Nothing beats the watercooler!

'I want to speak with you about your work habits.' 'You mean work is habit forming?'

Smug Colleagues Leaving Work.

"Finally, something I know I'll finish."