Parental Oversight Enthusiast Pillows

'You can go play at Kevin's house if it's all right with your attorney.'

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

Your Message on Your T-Shirt: 'Do As You Are Told!'

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

Baby, baby maker

"Be afraid to try new things!"

"Ya know, boys and girls studying alone like this is strictly forbidden in Iran."

"You just wait tilll your father gets home!!"

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

'I'm not sure if it's the programs or the commercials, but one is supposed to be a lot worse than the other.'

"My dad doesn't nag me enough about going to college."

"Daddy's still up - I can see him loading his shotgun."

'Please turn it down - Daddy's trying to do your homework.'

"I made this one a mom because she has two eyes behind her head."

"Ms. Thomas, you'll have to come pick up your son. He's swinging from the chandelier claiming that he can and will divide by zero."

"Turn off the TV and go to bed - I'm your mother, and I approved this message."

'Said once, and never again!'

"Oi you two! What going on in here?"

'I won't meet your demands for an allowance increase, so maybe you should become a free agent.'

'Bring your birth certificate when you pick me up - My Dad will want to see it.'

'Why can't you try to be more like me?'

"Of course I have eyes on the back of my head, I'm your mother."

The world's #1 motivational speaker

"Dad's helping me with my homework. Where do we keep the aspirin?"

'Who are you going to believe, Dad or your own flesh and blood?'

'Please let it be burglars and not the sitter cracking up again!'

'You'll find the facts of life son, on Sesame Street adn the Late World News.'

A father and his daughter anxiously prepare for her first date.

"-and he says his best friend wants to meet you!"

'I think Mummy's depressed again.'

"Rayna, you wanna go on a date?"

'You're not living up to your potential!'