Parental Advisory Enthusiast Pillows

"Oi you two! What going on in here?"

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"Be afraid to try new things!"

'He never listened to his mother!'

"You know, son, you're not going to get anywhere just gliding around all the time!"

Warring parents

"You just wait tilll your father gets home!!"

'I'm not sure if it's the programs or the commercials, but one is supposed to be a lot worse than the other.'

Mom's The Boss

"Stop telling me how well you did on the written."

'I may not be able to smack you, but it won't stop the 'Bogie Man' coming to get you if you are naughty !'

The Supreme Court, Juvenile Divisio: "As usual, the obvious precedent for this case is the children v. Mommy."

"Oh, don't jump. But at least learn to code."

"They grow so fast. In my day, you didn't become morbidly obese until adulthood."

"And I suppose if your friends all jumped off a cliff you'd follow right along?"

'Said once, and never again!'

"Of course, you've always set a good example for me ... that's why you embarrass me so much."

'It's making me happy.'

"I've been a child psychologist for twenty years. Based on my experience, and several sessions with your son, I believe what is needed is a swift swat on his rump!"

'Principal Smith, this is a parent of a student in your school. I'd like to discuss my son's grades. Is this a good time?'

‘Sat too close to the TV;’ ‘Stared at the Sun For an Hour,’ ‘Put Out My Eye With a BB Gun.’

'You can go play at Kevin's house if it's all right with your attorney.'

'I won't meet your demands for an allowance increase, so maybe you should become a free agent.'

"No thanks! My dad said those things will kill you!"

"My Mom thinks I should clean my room. I'd like a second opinion."

'Why can't you try to be more like me?'

'Careful Darling, my mum always said 'beware of strangers bearing gifts'...'

"Can I can go to a party?"

'Come on Timmy, you must eat your greens.'

'Now that I'm old enough to watch these TV shows without parental supervision, they don't interest me.'

'Your father kicked in the screen and threw the set out the window. He feels violence on TV is a bad influence.'

"Well, if your allies said that about you then they're not your allies."

"Look, Alice, if you're unhappy with your life, just do what I do: whisper you wants and needs into a cloth napkin, then crumple it up and put it in your lap."

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