Parent-pal Pillows

'Arnold is a little nervous about meeting you, dad.'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Licensed Therapist

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"He's no hat and all corgis."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

A man and his dog

Pet a Puppy

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

"A little help, please."

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Why would birdie need newspaper?

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

'I found him on the internet.'

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

"No, wait a minute. I'm King. You're Rex."

Fur Baby

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

Sunday P.M. July 15, 1990 in the Watternods' Living Room with the Watternods' Dog and Mr. Wu Lung's Cat from Next Door

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

Jogging...

'What is it Spot? What are you trying to tell me?'