Parent-pal Gifts

'Arnold is a little nervous about meeting you, dad.'

Licensed Therapist

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

A man and his dog

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

Pet a Puppy

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

"A little help, please."

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Why would birdie need newspaper?

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

'I found him on the internet.'

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

Fur Baby

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

"No, wait a minute. I'm King. You're Rex."

Don't be surprised --- They always start out as quadrupeds.

Sunday P.M. July 15, 1990 in the Watternods' Living Room with the Watternods' Dog and Mr. Wu Lung's Cat from Next Door

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

Jogging...