The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.
Paranoid Pundit Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the sharp wit and cautious nature of a paranoid pundit? Our unique collection features quirky mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints designed to celebrate their keen eye and skepticism. Whether they love to analyze every detail or enjoy a good laugh about their cautious tendencies, our products make excellent gifts that combine humor with insight. Find the perfect item to brighten their day and acknowledge their distinctive perspective.
'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'
No Immediate Danger
Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute
"Suppose you tell me why you want to be a faceless drone at Globatron Inc.?"
"Says, property of the I.R.S."
'Why is it always about me?'
Conspiracy Cat
CIA. Office of Disinformation. Please Use Other Door.
"Fill out all these highly intrusive forms...we can't wait!"
Hypochodriac worrying about his heart.
'Never roll your eyes while the boss is talking.'
'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!'
"Prospectus in not spelt P...R...O...A...G...A...N...D...A."
"Once you've jumped over the moon, standing around in a field all day just doesn't cut it."
'The computer can talk to terminals all over the country. Bentley thinks it's talking about him.'
"You never call, and the federal government will back me up on that."
Big Bubba Is Watching You!
Follow England mate, they're always crap!
"And that was the news. . . But please feel free to go online and vent your spite, spread your conspiracy theories and promote your ill-informed opinions. . ."
"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."
"You're not fooling me. I can spot 'fake mews'."
"In view of climate change, I'd put all my money into ice cream, mineral water and weapons!"
'Ever get the feeling that you're being watched?'
'You're doing the crop circles anyway. We just want to pay you to do them with our corporate logo.'
'Relax, we've only been for a pint.'
"Don't feel bad. Shallow people make my job easy."
"Technically, when the manufacturer wants your car back, it's a recall. When the bank does it, it's a repossession."
'Really, a foreign wine? What will the NSA think?'
The Hypochondria Times.
'This mindless blather is edited for TV.'
Big government pig
That'll be �57.50, Potter.
How I Learned to Love the Drone Bomb
"The pound is reaching parity with Liz Truss."
Paranoid Pundit Gifts Collection
Paranoid Pundit Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs featuring the paranoid pundit theme—ideal for brightening mornings with a touch of wit and humor.
Paranoid Pundit Pillows
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Paranoid Pundit Prints
Discover our collection of prints celebrating the paranoid pundit—ideal for framing their keen insights and unique perspective.
Paranoid Pundit T-Shirts
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