Paranoid Pundit Prints

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

No Immediate Danger

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

"Suppose you tell me why you want to be a faceless drone at Globatron Inc.?"

"Says, property of the I.R.S."

'Why is it always about me?'

Conspiracy Cat

CIA. Office of Disinformation. Please Use Other Door.

"Fill out all these highly intrusive forms...we can't wait!"

Hypochodriac worrying about his heart.

'Never roll your eyes while the boss is talking.'

'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!'

"Prospectus in not spelt P...R...O...A...G...A...N...D...A."

"Once you've jumped over the moon, standing around in a field all day just doesn't cut it."

'The computer can talk to terminals all over the country. Bentley thinks it's talking about him.'

"You never call, and the federal government will back me up on that."

Big Bubba Is Watching You!

Follow England mate, they're always crap!

"And that was the news. . . But please feel free to go online and vent your spite, spread your conspiracy theories and promote your ill-informed opinions. . ."

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

"You're not fooling me. I can spot 'fake mews'."

"In view of climate change, I'd put all my money into ice cream, mineral water and weapons!"

'Ever get the feeling that you're being watched?'

'You're doing the crop circles anyway. We just want to pay you to do them with our corporate logo.'

'Relax, we've only been for a pint.'

"Don't feel bad. Shallow people make my job easy."

"Technically, when the manufacturer wants your car back, it's a recall. When the bank does it, it's a repossession."

'Really, a foreign wine? What will the NSA think?'

The Hypochondria Times.

'This mindless blather is edited for TV.'

Big government pig

That'll be �57.50, Potter.

How I Learned to Love the Drone Bomb

"The pound is reaching parity with Liz Truss."