Parody Pundit Prints

Queue at Heaven's Gate for 'External Rewards'.

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

"Suppose you tell me why you want to be a faceless drone at Globatron Inc.?"

"Fact amnesty"

'I thought time was supposed to be money!'

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

Official Rhetoric About Leakers and Whistleblowers, Translated

CIA. Office of Disinformation. Please Use Other Door.

"Prospectus in not spelt P...R...O...A...G...A...N...D...A."

Updated Proverbs. We come into the world with nothing. And leave deeply in debt!

'Eat your lettuce. It'll put colour back in your cheeks.'

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

"Of course my main concern is how the situation in Eastern Europe will affect the pennant race."

"In view of climate change, I'd put all my money into ice cream, mineral water and weapons!"

Voice of the GOP

Old soldiers never die. They just become TV pundits.

'Hmmm, the 27th you say... Yes, I'm away that day, so I guess it's OK for you to play...'

"We're TV pundits debating the issues."

"These days, professor it's "T.V. punditry or perish.""

Oval Office

'I get to work early and all I get are the worms.'

"We really need to recognise the significance of climate change..."

"The truth? With all the fake news and alternative facts now, we're all just guessing."

"These are my 'Nebraska attack poodles'. They don't bark, they don't bite, they just do exactly what they're told. . ."

"The pound is reaching parity with Liz Truss."

How I Learned to Love the Drone Bomb

Don't cash it before next Tuesday.

'I made an illegal entry on my computer. What are you in for?'

Sanna Marin party

Boris Johnson Loses

If I survive this, I'm reinventing myself as a television pundit.

Elvis Trump

Joe Rogan Spotify