Paradoxes Gifts

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"You shouldn't be so afraid of the dentist."

"I'm sorry son, I don't know how to answer whether today is opposite day or not."

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

The entrance to Limbo.

Clancy: Good Idea

Fundamentalist crackpot: 'Condemn thy neighbor to hell!'

Early one morning The Grim and The Happy Reaper pay Alice a visit.

Smoking in the Paradise.

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

"Surely a total abstainer would abstain from abstention?"

Stranded on Paradox island

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'Massive unpredictability is absolutely certain, maybe.'

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."

"I hate my job and I'm terrified of losing it."

New Capitalism

'He may be a brilliant academician, but he's even dumber than the rest of us when he tries to do anything practical around the house.'

'Government regulations are simple and explicit - ONE guru to a mountain top!'

Fake ecologist

"I'd let her go, but she's so good with the kids."

"We managed to make ends meet."

Zeno Gives Directions

"That's right, Mr. Jenkins, we rejected your membership application because you wrote your name on it..."

The Friendly Loan Company

Thinkers Drinker.

'Son, you need to get your priorities wrong.'

"Can you turn around so we can brush?"

Wanderer dropping phone above the sea of fog

"Is that your beeper or my beeper?"

'. . . Then whatever's the point of it?'

Psychic - No future.

'What's happiness, it can't buy money.'

"We've come a long way since the me-and-now society."