Pondering Paradoxes Gifts

'. . . Then whatever's the point of it?'

"Would you rather be attacked by a horse-size duck or fifty duck-size horses?"

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

'Massive unpredictability is absolutely certain, maybe.'

Doubt or Certainy

Will Work for Food: By 'work' I mean do nothing. . . by 'food' I mean cash.

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

"Just junk mail."

I am so late for a hair appointment

New Capitalism

"I'm sorry son, I don't know how to answer whether today is opposite day or not."

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

No Action Comics

'We seem to be at that point where science leaves off and theology begins.'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

'Are you sure it's necessary to sign this part declaring 'all information is true and correct to the best of my knowledge'?.'

Actually, with bachelors degrees in philosophy, we were lucky to get this job.

Parmenides

"What beats me is how you global warming sceptics always turn out to believe in local warming."

Hmmm... what's my real purpose? Why am I here? - 'Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me! Let me guess!' - 'Go on, then.' - 'Is your life a homage mediocrity?' - 'Ouch.' - 'Quizzes are fun! Ask me more!' -

Letter to God

"We want someone who can lead in a crisis, but doesn't."

Zeno Gives Directions

"You shouldn't be so afraid of the dentist."

I think therefore...

A thinker seeing his own thought.

'Talk about perennial doubt?'

Clancy: Good Idea

"Sheldon is having a mid-life crisis. He can't decide whether to remain Reform, become Orthodox or return to Conservative."