Paradise Diner Gifts

"The bagels are better in New York."

"Stephen and I are today's special."

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

Zagat Rated.

'This is my kind of Chinese...A chocolate double fudge fortune cookie!'

'Excellent cork, go ahead and pour.'

"Linguini for two?"

'Oh boy, my favourite: Cheese Fondue...'

"When I eat out, I like to order something I would never make at home."

"It's made with real angel hair."

'Yes, we are dining by candlelight because I thought it would be romantic. And also, because I didn't pay my electricity bill.'

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

"The flounder's not bad, but it's you I'm nuts about."

'It probably wasn't a good idea to ask for seperate cheques.'

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

'These are my dieting glasses. They magnify the food so I think I'm eating more than I really am.'

'Wrong fork. Good Lord, man, don't you have any table manners?'

"I hope I'm not boring you with these old stories of mine"

Heavenly Take Out

"I'm sorry it's not what you ordered, but the chef works in mysterious ways."

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

The first in-flight meal: "Care for some soup?"

"Is this business or pleasure?"

"Last night I dreamt I was in a fancy french restaurant and everyone was very glad to see me."

"Do you want me to seat you in the 'Had sex this morning' section or the 'Had a fight this morning' section?"

"It lights up and vibrates when your judgement's ready."

"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."

'This restuarant has really gone downhill. Remember when you used to get a Wet-Nap with your meal?'

'Could I have some more sugar cubes please?'

Specials Board

Angel Food Cafe...Manna and more: 'Would you like fries with your order?'

'Is Sir quite sure he wouldn't prefer a glass?'

'With this extreme turbulence, the meals really are in flight.'