Paradise Diner Pillows

"The bagels are better in New York."

"Stephen and I are today's special."

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

Zagat Rated.

'This is my kind of Chinese...A chocolate double fudge fortune cookie!'

'Excellent cork, go ahead and pour.'

"Linguini for two?"

"It's made with real angel hair."

"When I eat out, I like to order something I would never make at home."

'Oh boy, my favourite: Cheese Fondue...'

'Yes, we are dining by candlelight because I thought it would be romantic. And also, because I didn't pay my electricity bill.'

"The flounder's not bad, but it's you I'm nuts about."

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

'It probably wasn't a good idea to ask for seperate cheques.'

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

'Wrong fork. Good Lord, man, don't you have any table manners?'

"I hope I'm not boring you with these old stories of mine"

'These are my dieting glasses. They magnify the food so I think I'm eating more than I really am.'

"Is this business or pleasure?"

The first in-flight meal: "Care for some soup?"

"I'm sorry it's not what you ordered, but the chef works in mysterious ways."

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

"Last night I dreamt I was in a fancy french restaurant and everyone was very glad to see me."

"Do you want me to seat you in the 'Had sex this morning' section or the 'Had a fight this morning' section?"

"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."

'This restuarant has really gone downhill. Remember when you used to get a Wet-Nap with your meal?'

'Could I have some more sugar cubes please?'

'With this extreme turbulence, the meals really are in flight.'

Specials Board

"Can I pay you after I get my tax refund?"

'Does this restaurant allow substitutions?'

Angel Food Cafe...Manna and more: 'Would you like fries with your order?'