Paper Collector's Delight Gifts

'Do you think I over-praised Marmaduke for fetching the paper?'

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Stationery Shop

'Georgy Porgy kiss 'n' tell story.'

'Fergie quits - chewing gum sales hit all time low!'

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

Before social media there was sticky notes.

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

-"Wife and kids?" -"No, a photo of a set of beautifully prepared accounts."

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

"How awful! - was he a band, or an orchestra conductor?"

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

"Not succinct or to the point Ambrose...just how we like it!"

'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

Look! This says that space aliens have landed and have taken over control of the earth. Boy that's a load off my mind!

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

'We suspect death by Sunday supplement.'

'Hang on a minute! We forgot to write down that check number in the giant register...'

International House of Paperwork

IN, IN OVER MY HEAD

Horace Greeley's Storm Battered Coat and Hat

"What's that smell?" "A paper cut."

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

Colin finds it difficult to let go of paperwork.

'I got confused by the news system so filed everything under 'M' for miscellaneous!'

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

Cow InOut Trays.