Paper Collector's Delight Pillows

'Do you think I over-praised Marmaduke for fetching the paper?'

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Stationery Shop

'Georgy Porgy kiss 'n' tell story.'

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

Before social media there was sticky notes.

-"Wife and kids?" -"No, a photo of a set of beautifully prepared accounts."

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

"How awful! - was he a band, or an orchestra conductor?"

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

"Not succinct or to the point Ambrose...just how we like it!"

'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

'We suspect death by Sunday supplement.'

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

'I got confused by the news system so filed everything under 'M' for miscellaneous!'

International House of Paperwork

"What's that smell?" "A paper cut."

IN, IN OVER MY HEAD

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

Colin finds it difficult to let go of paperwork.

Horace Greeley's Storm Battered Coat and Hat

'Hang on a minute! We forgot to write down that check number in the giant register...'

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

Mummy Toilet Roll.