Panic Attack Guru Gifts

Fight or Flight

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"I see you've security marked your property."

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

"What we didn't have but obviously needed was an alarmist."

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

AI Safety Officer

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

Job Safety - Hardhat.

"Says, property of the I.R.S."

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

Atlas carrying Earth about to slip on banana peel.

Beware of Everything

"He says: If they're smart enough to hire a top lawyer and sue us for having wet floors then they're smart enough to look where they're *%&$* going..."

Nice park. . .

"Oh, stop hyperventilating! You went on vacation to relax, remember?"

"Ted doesn't test well."

The stock market sky is falling.

Safest Airline in The World

Big Bubba Is Watching You!

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

The Future of Flight?

"Aaaughhh! Don't play with that!"

'I'm here in case one of the actors actually does break a leg.'

'It's an old work injury.'

"Maybe all spirit filled meetings should be held outside to avoid setting off the sprinklers."

Gondola safety life jacket demonstration.

"Not Lick, you fool, lich! It's the heimlich maneuver."

'I feel so much safer with an air marshal on board.'