Panic Attack Survivor Gifts

"Are you the patron saint of anxiety?"

"Oh, stop hyperventilating! You went on vacation to relax, remember?"

Fight or Flight

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

"What we didn't have but obviously needed was an alarmist."

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

'Thanks, but I don't expect you to chew my food for me.'

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

'What's the diagnosis?' - '*Cough*' - 'It's not good, I'm afraid.' - 'Tell me. I have to know.' - 'You have man flu, Peel.' - 'Why, God? Why?!!' - 'I'm so sorry.' -

"I think the problem is that you're not eating properly..."

Jimi Hendrix

"I see you didn't purchase ANY leg room"

How M2M really works.

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

"It's almost flu season! Stay indoors! Touch no one!"

Panic Button

"He hates his six-monthly visits."

"I see you dropping something and then returning to me very soon."

"For God's sake, man, just tell me what we're running from!"

"Get me this! Get me that! Get me..."

'That's right! No huffing a puffing for 30 minutes on a treadmill. We've developed a new stress test that is faster and more accurate.'

Bee

'Is there any particular reason your middle name is stinky?'

'While we didn't see Bill Brewster here in his lifetime, it's good to see him here in death. Uh, let me rephrase that.'

Professor Yomp inserts ecology into his economic formula: "We're doomed!"

"Saaay, aren't you the I.R.S. guy who audited me last week?"

"We've taken out a second mortgage on our first one."

Duane would learn to ignore his gut reactions in future.

"I made dinner!"

'You've been eating crisps in bed again, haven't you?'

"How's the doughnut I gave you?"

Kindly readers, we are currently exploring a sensitive aspect of modern dating: The unrequited cellphone message. Two hours ago, Rudy left such a message for his girlfriend, Laurel, and she has yet to call him back. In another era, this would not necessarily be cause for concern. But with portable phones, some believe a delayed response might be a message of its own. She almost certainly left me for Larry Kudlow. Or her battery's out.

"What happened to your dieting regime."