Panic Attack Survivor Gifts

"Are you the patron saint of anxiety?"

"Oh, stop hyperventilating! You went on vacation to relax, remember?"

Fight or Flight

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

"What we didn't have but obviously needed was an alarmist."

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'Thanks, but I don't expect you to chew my food for me.'

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

"I think the problem is that you're not eating properly..."

'What's the diagnosis?' - '*Cough*' - 'It's not good, I'm afraid.' - 'Tell me. I have to know.' - 'You have man flu, Peel.' - 'Why, God? Why?!!' - 'I'm so sorry.' -

"It's almost flu season! Stay indoors! Touch no one!"

"I see you didn't purchase ANY leg room"

How M2M really works.

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

Panic Button

"He hates his six-monthly visits."

"I see you dropping something and then returning to me very soon."

"Get me this! Get me that! Get me..."

"For God's sake, man, just tell me what we're running from!"

Bee

Duane would learn to ignore his gut reactions in future.

"I made dinner!"

"We've taken out a second mortgage on our first one."

"Saaay, aren't you the I.R.S. guy who audited me last week?"

Professor Yomp inserts ecology into his economic formula: "We're doomed!"

'While we didn't see Bill Brewster here in his lifetime, it's good to see him here in death. Uh, let me rephrase that.'

'Is there any particular reason your middle name is stinky?'

'You've been eating crisps in bed again, haven't you?'

In the embarrassment cemetery

"What happened to your dieting regime."

"How's the doughnut I gave you?"

Sales Downturn