Pandemic Preppers Gifts

Looking for a gift for the pandemic prepper in your life? Our collection features witty and amusing products that celebrate their one-of-a-kind preparedness spirit. From humorous mugs to clever prints, these gifts are perfect for anyone who takes their safety seriously but loves to add a touch of humor. Whether they’re stockpiling supplies or just enjoy staying ready, our creative items will bring a smile and show your support for their preparedness lifestyle.

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"As you can see, hands are about to hit peak dryness, so we're predicting record lotion sales for next quarter."

"As you can see, hands are about to hit peak dryness, so we're predicting record lotion sales for next quarter." mockup

"As you can see, hands are about to hit peak dryness, so we're predicting record lotion sales for next quarter."

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'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.' mockup

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

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Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him. mockup

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

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'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'

'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?' mockup

'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'

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"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild." mockup

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

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"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives." mockup

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

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'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'

'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.' mockup

'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'

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A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth mockup

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

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Zombie Problems

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A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass." mockup

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

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Cheer up-things aren't so bad..... mockup

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

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The End is Nigh

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Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System. mockup

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

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'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.' mockup

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

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Prepper Dog

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'You can have a cute little boy like me. All you have to do is get pregnant.'

'You can have a cute little boy like me. All you have to do is get pregnant.' mockup

'You can have a cute little boy like me. All you have to do is get pregnant.'

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S.O.S. vaccine

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'Relax. This is only a test.'

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Holiday Gifts 2020

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'I keep them around for unruly octopi, or giant radioactive spiders... you know, just in case.'

'I keep them around for unruly octopi, or giant radioactive spiders... you know, just in case.' mockup

'I keep them around for unruly octopi, or giant radioactive spiders... you know, just in case.'

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"My next book? It will probably be about rising up and crushing humanity."

"My next book? It will probably be about rising up and crushing humanity." mockup

"My next book? It will probably be about rising up and crushing humanity."

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Disasters

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Trick or Treatment.

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Fire Assembly Point

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"This isn't just about the wolf anymore, is it?"

"This isn't just about the wolf anymore, is it?" mockup

"This isn't just about the wolf anymore, is it?"

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'It's the worst I've seen in this area. Lots of chicken pox going around.'

'It's the worst I've seen in this area. Lots of chicken pox going around.' mockup

'It's the worst I've seen in this area. Lots of chicken pox going around.'

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"It would be unwise to attend an interview without doing any preparation in advance.

"It would be unwise to attend an interview without doing any preparation in advance. mockup

"It would be unwise to attend an interview without doing any preparation in advance.

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Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ." mockup

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

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"Ned is getting ready for the oceans to rise."

"Ned is getting ready for the oceans to rise." mockup

"Ned is getting ready for the oceans to rise."

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I survived end of the world after party.

I survived end of the world after party. mockup

I survived end of the world after party.

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"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"

"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!" mockup

"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"

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Hazmat suit

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Pandemic Preppers Gifts Collection

Pandemic Preppers Mugs

Explore our range of funny and clever mugs perfect for pandemic preppers who love starting their day with a laugh about being prepared.

Pandemic Preppers Pillows

Check out our humorous and witty pillows that allow preppers to add some fun and personality to their relaxation corners.

Pandemic Preppers Prints

Browse our collection of fun, creative prints that celebrate the prepper lifestyle with humor, making perfect wall decor for their dedicated space.

Pandemic Preppers T-Shirts

Discover amusing t-shirts designed for the pandemic prepper in your life—ideal for showcasing their readiness with humor and style.