Pandemic Chuckler Pillows

Grim Reaper and Covid

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

US National holiday

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

"When Butcher Bob gets back from lunch this one is getting a vasectomy."

Virtual Beach

The trap

"I can't wait for things to get back to normal."

"I think Bev is taking this social distancing thing a little too far."

Vaccine passport required

Van Gogh in the age of COVID-19

"Haven't you guys ever heard of masks?!"

Bubbling

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

"Hey, Zorro! You forgot your mask."

"Love means never having to say 'put your damn mask on!'"

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

In baseball we can't practice social distancing when everybody is told to stay at home.

Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."

Social distancing

"Thank God!"

Strainspotting

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

Coronavirus

'I think cowboys are just plain lazy: Why else would you have to carry them all the time?'

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

The Big Four debate banking ethics

Corona virus: "Wow, I seem to be getting lots of attention lately."

Customers must wash hands after using their laptops.

Sleeping masks

"Ahem... mask please..!"