Quarantine Chuckler Pillows

Thanks for asking but the big increase in "home" wedding does not mean that more houses are getting married.

Fighting Covid

Distance to avoid contagion

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

Nonsense Poem

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

Lost Season

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

"When Butcher Bob gets back from lunch this one is getting a vasectomy."

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven

Diogenes: I'm Self-Isolating

Dating in 2020

Coronavirus

Happy Brithday

The quarantine self cut.

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

Flight Crew Lockdown Check List

Valentines Love Hearts - Covid 19 edition.

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

Coronavirus – Keep Calm and Carry on

"Good grief, Bradbury! How long have you been working at home?"

Confined by Coronavirus

"As you've arrived from outside Mars airspace, you'll need to quarantine for ten days..."

'I think cowboys are just plain lazy: Why else would you have to carry them all the time?'

"It's easy to test yourself. Go to sleep at night and if you wake up alive the next morning, you didn't die of Corona overnight."

Mandatory mask use

Open up the Shops!

COVID Era Intel

The Insiders

In baseball we can't practice social distancing when everybody is told to stay at home.