Corona Chuckler Pillows

"He says masks are mandatory to enter. Should we try the other place instead?"

"The subwoofers really help."

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

"When Butcher Bob gets back from lunch this one is getting a vasectomy."

"If global warming is a left wing plot... it's a very good one."

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

Corona virus: "Wow, I seem to be getting lots of attention lately."

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

Nobody noticed when poor Farmer Jack froze to death in the snow at the front of his farm.

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

'I think cowboys are just plain lazy: Why else would you have to carry them all the time?'

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

"Here's the problem. Your computer isn't obsolete, you are."

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

Keyboard in Heaven

Hey diddle, diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow finally landed on the moon.

"The sourdough starter says it still believes Covid was a hoax."

"You've got to admit, he wears the 'that dog won't hunt' label with a lot of class!"

'They come down here to smoke.'

"Wow, that thing is bright! Glad we wore our sunglasses!"

Tonight's topic: Global warming.

"Pandemic! That's a pretty name."

'Get with it, buddy -- that mile of highway you adopted has snow all over it!'

"Check it out. Nirvana. And on my phone, no less."

STRIP Hambone: Computer health analysis

'Of course it's renewable -- you just throw more sticks on it!'

'Does the suicide clause apply if he eats himself to death?'

'Bless you!'

'I'm actually a soy milky way.'

"What's all this I've been hearing about the Cloud?"