Covid Conspiracy Chuckler Pillows

"The sourdough starter says it still believes Covid was a hoax."

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

"The subwoofers really help."

Merry Christmas

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

Social distance queue starts here

'Looks like we could have a pandemic on our hands.'

"IS this an unauthorised social gathering?"

"If global warming is a left wing plot... it's a very good one."

State of the Union

Mask Autumn

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

New Shades 2020

"It's easy to test yourself. Go to sleep at night and if you wake up alive the next morning, you didn't die of Corona overnight."

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

"Thank God!"

Nobody noticed when poor Farmer Jack froze to death in the snow at the front of his farm.

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

Hey diddle, diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow finally landed on the moon.

'Rona Lisa

"How are you coping with having to wear masks?"

'They come down here to smoke.'

"Keep it 2 metres people!"

"Look! A brave man using the medium of dance to protest against the fascist coronavirus measures of the government!"

"I take it the tortoise wasn't available."

Wine Face Mask

"Wow, that thing is bright! Glad we wore our sunglasses!"

Virtual Mayday Parade in Cuba

Tonight's topic: Global warming.