Covid Conspiracy Chuckler Gifts

"The sourdough starter says it still believes Covid was a hoax."

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

"The subwoofers really help."

Merry Christmas

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

"If global warming is a left wing plot... it's a very good one."

"IS this an unauthorised social gathering?"

'Looks like we could have a pandemic on our hands.'

Mask Autumn

State of the Union

Social distance queue starts here

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

New Shades 2020

"It's easy to test yourself. Go to sleep at night and if you wake up alive the next morning, you didn't die of Corona overnight."

Nobody noticed when poor Farmer Jack froze to death in the snow at the front of his farm.

"Thank God!"

The Big Four debate banking ethics

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

'Rona Lisa

Hey diddle, diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow finally landed on the moon.

Now sanitize the lamp and yell your wishes.

"How are you coping with having to wear masks?"

"Keep it 2 metres people!"

He's very defensive about his personal space.

"Look! A brave man using the medium of dance to protest against the fascist coronavirus measures of the government!"

"Wot? No toilet paper?"

'They come down here to smoke.'

"I take it the tortoise wasn't available."

OLD COMEDY vs. NEW COMEDY

Wine Face Mask

"Wow, that thing is bright! Glad we wore our sunglasses!"

"Call me old fashioned, but I prefer the pre-covid version of playing doctors and nurses."