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'Freshly ground pepper?'

Bitchbark Canoe

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

Dog Dressed to Eat

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

Meanwhile in Hollywood

Dogs shaving

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

Dog on man's stair lift

"Fill it up!"

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

'I don't think he's so smart. I had to show him three times before he got the hank of it.'

'The word bath is mentioned.'

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

Menu: Wet food. Dry food