Pampered Pet Promoter T-Shirts

At a mansion with a doorman a dog and cat have their own little doors with their own little doormen.

Bitchbark Canoe

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

Pet a Puppy

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Dogs shaving

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

Meanwhile in Hollywood

Dog Dressed to Eat

Dog on man's stair lift

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"Fill it up!"

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

The Cat Spa

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

Menu: Wet food. Dry food

'The word bath is mentioned.'

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

'I'll fetch your newspaper and your pipe, but the slippers thing is just too kinky.'

'I don't think he's so smart. I had to show him three times before he got the hank of it.'

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'