Pampered Pet Panderer Gifts

'Freshly ground pepper?'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Bitchbark Canoe

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

Dogs shaving

Meanwhile in Hollywood

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Dog Dressed to Eat

Dog on man's stair lift

"Fill it up!"

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

'The word bath is mentioned.'

'I don't think he's so smart. I had to show him three times before he got the hank of it.'

The Cat Spa

Menu: Wet food. Dry food