Palm Sunday Gifts

Trilby - 'The remebrance of that Palm-Sunday!'

'A little to the right, please, Father.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Asking out a palm reader.

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

Paw readings

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

The Desert Island Package

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

Man sees 'Palm Readings and Stock Projections' business window

"Gas, is it the future?"

Amateur Palmist

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

'Do you ever worry about our global footprint?'

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

"Your food line is nice and long, and - oh, my - your squirrel line is all over the place."

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

"I see you coming into money, at least 50p for a cup of tea."

"I spy something blue."

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

"Out today due to foreseen circumstances."

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

'I see you're not wearing clean underpants.'

Palm Reader...

'You will go 3 for 5 tomorrow.'