Palm Sunday Prints

Trilby - 'The remebrance of that Palm-Sunday!'

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'A little to the right, please, Father.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Asking out a palm reader.

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

Paw readings

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

The Desert Island Package

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

Man sees 'Palm Readings and Stock Projections' business window

"Gas, is it the future?"

Amateur Palmist

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

"I see you coming into money, at least 50p for a cup of tea."

Palm Pilot. I can't wait until we get to Hawaii --- I've got lots of family there! Tropical Air.

'Do you ever worry about our global footprint?'

"Your food line is nice and long, and - oh, my - your squirrel line is all over the place."

"I spy something blue."

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

"Out today due to foreseen circumstances."

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.