Palm Paradise Planner Gifts

'Hi Honey! I'm home!'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..."

The Desert Island Package

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

'First item on the agenda...Throw out the agenda!!'

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

"There, now you're in your pyjamas too."

Concern Chart

"I'm getting paid to assist sleep research..."

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

"Remain calm and list your goals in order of priority."

'...plus, an annual molting leave!'

'Shouldn't we be more positive and also have a plan in place in case things go right?'

'What can you suggest for a young lady who thinks she has everything?'

His investment advisor gave him a new mantra.

'I can remember when you only had to worry about delivering good sermons.'

"Could you give me another minute? I'm not sure who's paying yet."

"This year I'm really gonna get organized."

Robinson le Creusot

"Every day I'd sit at my desk and picture myself on a beach in Hawaii. So now that I'm here it just reminds me of the office."

'This shows where the swimming pool will be placed.'

"Depending on how the next election plays out, we either get married at the botanical gardens or flee the country."

'A little to the right, please, Father.'

'Smart bloke.'

"The brochure said escape to Tahiti, so here I am."

"I wish we hadn't voted for this now"

"Why do I always have to get the cheese?"

'Looks like I have a passionate moment open on the 26th. Should I schedule you?'

"No, Mr Cummings, I haven`t dealt with the accounts file yet. I`m getting to it as quickly as I can."