Portable Palace Planner Gifts

'And right here we've left room for a possible school.'

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..."

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

Children building 'Sandcastle City'.

Online marriage ceremony.

"He intends to die with dignity, he desires a modest funeral, and he's determined to prevent the buzzards from getting any part of the estate."

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

From Ant Farm to Ant Condo

Limbo Day at the Palace

Hi! You want to, like, hang out? Sure. When are you free? Twig! Time to pack. We're leaving!! In about a year? It's on my iCal.

'One day, after they unfreeze my DNA, this will all be mine again.'

'This dinner had everything necessary to make it perfect...Great food, candlelight, violinist... you clutching your chest after seeing the check.'

'Excluding our little granddaughter who called me 'orrible old smellypops!'

'And finally, I would like to be buried with an elephant bone...Just to confuse future archaeologists.'

"Could you give me another minute? I'm not sure who's paying yet."

Robinson le Creusot

"Every day I'd sit at my desk and picture myself on a beach in Hawaii. So now that I'm here it just reminds me of the office."

Trump Canyon: Even Grander Than Before.

"No chardonnay? And you call this heaven?"

'Smart bloke.'

'I want an iron clad will that won't allow them to get a dime until I'm cremated and ashes are sprinkled on wall street.'

Attorney. He left money in his will to build a casino. Why? He wanted to leave the world a bettor place.

"Well, if not now, can I have a man cave after I reach puberty?"

"The brochure said escape to Tahiti, so here I am."

"I wish we hadn't voted for this now"

"When I win the lottery, I'm gonna spend four months a year at my South Beach condo...five months a year at my Malibu pad...and six months a year at my Caribbean beach house."

"Depending on how the next election plays out, we either get married at the botanical gardens or flee the country."

"Why do I always have to get the cheese?"

'Some day son, this will all be yours...unless I get soft and leave it to charity.'

'Looks like I have a passionate moment open on the 26th. Should I schedule you?'

'It's our first. Don't know where to begin. Haven't even picked out a domain name.'

"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"