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'Hi Honey! I'm home!'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..."

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

'This is way better than a litter box.'

The Desert Island Package

'I thought you said you wanted to spoon me!'

'First item on the agenda...Throw out the agenda!!'

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

"There, now you're in your pyjamas too."

"I'm getting paid to assist sleep research..."

Concern Chart

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

"Remain calm and list your goals in order of priority."

'...plus, an annual molting leave!'

'Shouldn't we be more positive and also have a plan in place in case things go right?'

'What can you suggest for a young lady who thinks she has everything?'

His investment advisor gave him a new mantra.

'I can remember when you only had to worry about delivering good sermons.'

"Could you give me another minute? I'm not sure who's paying yet."

"This year I'm really gonna get organized."

Robinson le Creusot

"Every day I'd sit at my desk and picture myself on a beach in Hawaii. So now that I'm here it just reminds me of the office."

'This shows where the swimming pool will be placed.'

'Man, every now and then you just have to kick off the **@!!$#* pyjamas!'

'A little to the right, please, Father.'

"No chardonnay? And you call this heaven?"

"The brochure said escape to Tahiti, so here I am."

"I wish we hadn't voted for this now"

"Why do I always have to get the cheese?"

"Depending on how the next election plays out, we either get married at the botanical gardens or flee the country."

'Smart bloke.'

'Looks like I have a passionate moment open on the 26th. Should I schedule you?'