Positivity Planner T-Shirts

'Shouldn't we be more positive and also have a plan in place in case things go right?'

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Pipe Dream.

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

"Three more years of high school."

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

"Where do you expect to be ten years from now?"

Saving for College.

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

'I told you hard work would pay off in the third grade, Cate...You've had three job offers.'

"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?"

Yes, I agree that man is a master of his own destiny but sometimes it helps if you pass algebra.

'Will I have to be a mum when I grow up?'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

'Well I like to think every cloud has a silver lining.'

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."