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"As part of my recycling I'm reusing my resolutions from 2014, 5, 3 and 9."

'You may be right, my house of cards may have fallen down, but I have an ace up my sleeve.'

"Are we celebrating the start of the new year or having survived the old one?"

"My career was on the launching pad."

A list of New Year's resolutions goes across the entire kitchen.

'Just a few more years, Sally, and we can start that family we always wanted.'

'Junior doesn't know exactly when he's graduating from college, but he's able to offer increasingly educated guesses.'

"Yessir warmer weather will be moving in any day now."

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Pipe Dream.

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

"Three more years of high school."

Worry tank

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Do you have to write the 5 paragraph essays to be a rich investment banker? Or rock star? Or famous actress? No. No. And no. Then why learn to write one? So when those jobs don't work out

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

"Where do you expect to be ten years from now?"

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

Saving for College.

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

'Will I have to be a mum when I grow up?'

Yes, I agree that man is a master of his own destiny but sometimes it helps if you pass algebra.

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"