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I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

"Every day I'd sit at my desk and picture myself on a beach in Hawaii. So now that I'm here it just reminds me of the office."

"I wish we hadn't voted for this now"

"The brochure said escape to Tahiti, so here I am."

"No chardonnay? And you call this heaven?"

"We only got six days of funding."

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

When Engineers Crack.

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

"I think you might need to start again."

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Innovation & Calculation

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

'This is way better than a litter box.'

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

"Actually, I hear my boss. I'm on a working vacation."

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

"It looks brighter over there!"

"If we'd gone South for the winter, we'd be back by now."

'Now that hunting season is over, I'd suggest separate vacations.'

"We must kill this initiative, so let's mainstream it."

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."

Engineer on the move.

Only two months since school started. How long do you get off for summer break, Rudy? Oh, months and months. Just to kick back, sleep in late, have a great time with zero responsibility. Waaaa. Introduction to sarcasm. And I get tons of recess.