Palliative Care Workers Gifts

Palliative care for worms.

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

Joint Ventures!

"Someone to see you!"

First aid departments

Social Worker

'Oh no! I forgot to change his ring tone to the funeral march!'

"I think you may have your gown on back to front."

Shoptalk

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

"When we have COVID under control you'll be rewarded for saving us, we won't forget how much we owe you."

"Could you spare a few minutes to give some feedback on your death experience?"

'First the good news - we've all got to go sometime...'

Bed Sores and Breakfast - Palliative care.

'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'

"I know I agreed to hold a funeral for Wendy's goldfish...but did she have to ask Reverend Clark to officiate?"

"What do you mean, what's my favourite hymn?"

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

'I'll let my colleague explain.'

'You'd look good in that.'

Morty likes a holistic approach... sex, cigarettes, pillow talk and then death.

"I just wish I hadn't spent most of my life reading the comments below online news articles"

"Mt. Joe Cemetary?"

'Yes, we can easily place a gallon of Rocky Road in with your husband.'

'I tend to bury stuff.'

"I find this helps, when I have to tell a patient some devastating news."

"So many FANTASTIC applicants, where do we start!"

'Grave rage Vicar, we get a lot of it now.'

"Here's your support, Dad, and here's mine."

'You wanted a second opinion?'

"He was a prolific writer who made a lot of mistakes and eventually lost his mind. It all sounds so pointless."

Japan investing billions into robots for the elderly...

My Mother Is Dead But Her Body Is Still Alive