Palliative Care Workers Mugs

Palliative care for worms.

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

Joint Ventures!

"Someone to see you!"

Social Worker

'Oh no! I forgot to change his ring tone to the funeral march!'

First aid departments

"I think you may have your gown on back to front."

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

Shoptalk

"Could you spare a few minutes to give some feedback on your death experience?"

"When we have COVID under control you'll be rewarded for saving us, we won't forget how much we owe you."

'First the good news - we've all got to go sometime...'

Bed Sores and Breakfast - Palliative care.

'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'

"What do you mean, what's my favourite hymn?"

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

"I know I agreed to hold a funeral for Wendy's goldfish...but did she have to ask Reverend Clark to officiate?"

'I'll let my colleague explain.'

"I find this helps, when I have to tell a patient some devastating news."

"So many FANTASTIC applicants, where do we start!"

'Grave rage Vicar, we get a lot of it now.'

'I tend to bury stuff.'

"I just wish I hadn't spent most of my life reading the comments below online news articles"

"Mt. Joe Cemetary?"

Morty likes a holistic approach... sex, cigarettes, pillow talk and then death.

'You'd look good in that.'

'Yes, we can easily place a gallon of Rocky Road in with your husband.'

'You wanted a second opinion?'

Japan investing billions into robots for the elderly...

"Time to knock off for lunch?"

"Grave rage, Vicar, we get a lot of it now"

"No skulls, just whatever you can carry home..."