Beginning Palliative Care Mugs

Bed Sores and Breakfast - Palliative care.

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

"It's a legal document authorizing you to carry out a Do Not Resuscitate order on my behalf, although heaven knows, you have a hard enough time cancelling a magazine subscription."

Euthanasia Clinic

'First the good news - we've all got to go sometime...'

"Get me my gun. I want to squeeze off a few last rounds."

"We've decided to add forty floors."

'I'll let my colleague explain.'

Morty likes a holistic approach... sex, cigarettes, pillow talk and then death.

"Don't mention it."

"I just wish I hadn't spent most of my life reading the comments below online news articles"

Workman lifting plasterboard.

'You wanted a second opinion?'

"The test results were inconclusive, we should know more after the autopsy."

'If I were you, I'd start doing those things on your 'Things to do before you die' list.'

"A bit nervous.. It is your first euthanasia I presume."

"When euphemism time comes which would you prefer - 'passed away' or should I just say that he boxed?"

Selfie with death

"Here comes one of life's little luxuries! Assisted dying."

Bricklayer admires her work.

'We needed to take the guess work out of choosing our new site.'

Things to do before you die...

Character trucks #3 Cement mixer.

"If it's any consolation, toward the end he was high as a kite."

STRIP *Community Care * Skilled volunteer

"Wow, I can smell something far beyond the expiration date!"

'Don't worry, sir. There's no building modification that can't be made with enough money.'

'I'd like to go raging into the night, but I don't feel up to it.'

'Last week my husband thought he was dying. This week he will know he was.'