Hospice Worker Gifts

"If it's any consolation, toward the end he was high as a kite."

"A bit nervous.. It is your first euthanasia I presume."

Everyday Hospice

Tom DeLay's Quest

"Someone to see you!"

"He was a prolific writer who made a lot of mistakes and eventually lost his mind. It all sounds so pointless."

'You know when you hear about someone dying doing something they like? That's where I come in.'

"I find this helps, when I have to tell a patient some devastating news."

"I'm taking him off wife support."

"Here comes one of life's little luxuries! Assisted dying."

"What do you mean, what's my favourite hymn?"

Shoptalk

Opportunities in Coronatimes

2021

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

vaccine wars.

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

"Our war is against cancer."

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

'Well, well, well...'

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

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