Hospital Worker At Heart Gifts

Proctology: 'What's up?'

Opportunities in Coronatimes

2021

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

vaccine wars.

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

"Our war is against cancer."

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

'Well, well, well...'

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

"The first one's just a warning."

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

Social distancing

PSA Banter.

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

"The doctor wanted me to let you know that everything is fine, but your c-section didn't go quite as planned. it was more like a 'K' section..."

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Deaths from Coronavirus