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"Oh, my husband is clever alright, but not in the conventional way: he's an artist you see..."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Artist and Musician

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

'Coleridge'

Poetry repairman

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

Writer

'Aha! I think I figured out the headache problem, one of these things is pointed the other way. This would explain the double vision.'

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

Writer Blinds Shakespeare in Shame.

"Stop staring"

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

Nikolai Alekseevich Klyuev

Piano Prompt

"By the way, about your presentation...Management has made a surprise visit."

Dante Alighieri

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

Emily Dickinson

"It's the poet in him trying to get out."

"You've got to give Hunter top marks for presentation."

Franz Schubert

James Russell Lowell