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'And that was that song again...you know, the one we've played like 12 times today already...sigh.'

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

An informed voter is a good voter

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

"Would you like something you're under qualified for, or something you're overqualified for?"

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

'Coleridge'

Poetry repairman

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!

Writer

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

Writer Blinds Shakespeare in Shame.

Music Freak.

"Actually, I'm on vacation, but I enjoy spending it here watching everybody else sweat."

Leonard Cohen

'I'm afraid the motion has been carried and you lost.'

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

Nikolai Alekseevich Klyuev

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

"Turn down the bass."

"Have you considered vlogging?"

Piano Prompt

"Now, how many of you liked the viola player best?"

Dante Alighieri

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

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